1、虽然你单身，但你胖若两人。Though you're single,you occupy twice the space.
3、为什么总是天妒英才呢?因为没人管笨蛋活多久。Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?Because no one bother caring about idiots.
4、爱笑的女生运气不会太差，说实话，如果一个女生运气一直不好，我不知道她怎么笑得出来。A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.Seriously,I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she gets screwed by life.
5、像我这种连名牌都不认识几个的人，有时候连别人在炫富都感觉不到。With such limited knowledge of brands,I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
6、当你觉得自己又丑又穷一无是处时，别绝望，因为至少你的判断还是对的。If you feel ugly,poor and useless,don't be devastated.At least you have good judgement.